As far as my newest title, it's all explained in one of the most frolicsome (really thesaurus? That's the best you could do) interviews I've ever done.
Also, I may be sleep deprived and too hyper to go to bed and replied to every single comment in hilarious fashion. Right after which I wrote this post.
Also we talk about publishing contracts. They're a necessary evil. Like tampons.
Okay fine. I'll go to bed. Where's the Ambien?